kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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