our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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