I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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