is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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