i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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