Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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