i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Never joke about your clitoris.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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