Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
