Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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