Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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