I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
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