He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
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