I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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