im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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