i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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