i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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