Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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