honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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