Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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