I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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