Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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