let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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