Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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