why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
You dont lie about slip and slides
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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