I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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