i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
