There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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