If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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