office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
