Can Purell be used as lube?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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