i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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