How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
