Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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