what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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