break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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