I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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