Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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