There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
We left the knife in your bed.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
