She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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