Banned from zoo.
Again?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
