If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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