this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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