I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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