Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i love accidental penises.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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