Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
