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dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
