Swine flu. Run for my life!
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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