omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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