So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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