i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I need to sanitize my soul.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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