I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
the night ended with taco bell and tears
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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